With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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