Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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