So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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