I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I understand Curling. That high.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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