sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
