Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
only if we run a train.
done.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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