i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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