just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
not ubering you a puppy
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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