Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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