If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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