He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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