That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Watching her eat just hurts me
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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