Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm too high and old for this...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
how does that bad decision feel?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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