are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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