do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I want a musical about memes.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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