i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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