fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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