So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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