Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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