There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Randomize
