Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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