so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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