i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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