The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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