You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this boner is exhausting
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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