ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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