i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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