At least make sure they are 18
Why
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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