The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
this is an emotional support booty call
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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