I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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