Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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