i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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