Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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