Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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