You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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