Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
you never un-have a 4some
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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