How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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