Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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