Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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