Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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