Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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