found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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