Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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