Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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