please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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