Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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