Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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