That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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