He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
worst night to have a conscience
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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