I cockslap morals
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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