its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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