i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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