I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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