Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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